Silky Pony Gets A Supercut

The mighty 'do'.

His new barber might be nicknamed Bubba...In prison.

Haircuts are free in federal prison, where Edwards, 58, could spend up to the next 30 years if he is found guilty of violating campaign-finance laws.

When A Mistress Is Not Enough

Just find a hooker like John Edwards.

Former Sen. John Edwards is denying a report that he used the services of a call girl employed by accused Soccer Mom Madam Anna Gristina while he was running for President.

I remember him denying the report of his mistress too.
Once a slug, always a slug, silky pony...

Edwards Seeks Delay Citing Medical Condition

Uh, John Edwards has always had assholeitis.

Former Democratic presidential contender John Edwards asked Thursday for a two-month delay in his trial on alleged campaign finance violations, citing an undisclosed medical condition among other reasons.

Edwards, a former U.S. senator from North Carolina, faces six felony and misdemeanor charges stemming from the nearly $1 million paid by two donors to help hide and care for his pregnant mistress, Rielle Hunter, during his 2008 run for the White House.

The trial is set to begin Jan. 30, but Edwards' attorneys said in a motion that they don't have enough time to prepare for such a complex case and that failure to delay the trial "would be likely to result in a miscarriage of justice."

Information about the medical condition was provided to the court under seal, according to the motion.

Medical condition under court seal? I hope he is going bald.